‘Twas a night for real weight loss, when all through the house,
Sugary treats did abound, tightening that blouse;
From cookies to cakes, chips and dip were there too,
Enough to turn flat abs to stomachs of goo.
The smells were inviting, the sight quite a treat;
To refrain from all goodies would’ve been quite the feat;
The pie tempted you forward, pleading to try it;
A thought crossed your mind, “There goes my diet.”
When all of a sudden, your phone sent a reminder,
“Don’t give up now!” you read from ol’ Xander.
You regained your focus, walked straight to the cupboard,
And grabbed yourself Trimstix before snacking occurred.
You shook up the bottle with the tasty pink drink;
Away went those cravings without even a blink.
When, what to your pleasant and timely surprise
Another text from Xander announced your prize:
“It’s time for your Lean Shake! Shout hip hip hooray!
Pat yourself on the back for a successful day.”
As you read that sweet text, your heart filled with joy
At the number of products at your employ:
“Now, TRIMSTIX! now, XYPSTIX! now LEAN MEAL and XYNG!”
“On, GLOBAL BLEND! on, CHEAT! on AXION and SPRYNG!”
You glanced at your blue box, saw the big bold print.
It described your weight-loss journey: ULTIMATE!
Fifteen points of weight-loss failure covered in full
With natural products that don’t promise you bull;
And two meal plans that are simply delicious;
Full of recipes that are filling and nutritious.
Your virtual coach, Xander, at your beck and call.
He’s charming, he’s prompt, he’s a real know-it-all.
A complete system to help give you results
The perfect way to lose weight for struggling adults.
Thinking back at the progress you’ve made and seen
You’re looking really good—nice and lean in those jeans.
The scale keeps dropping; a pleasing sight to behold;
You’re feeling happy, healthy, like you’re made of gold;
Your first eight days were crazy—quite a jaw-dropper!
People were in awe, “No amount of weight can stop her!”
The rest of the month brought what seemed like a miracle
You noticed changes—it wasn’t just physical.
Down twenty-three pounds, feeling incredibly good;
Your jeans button now—button just as they should.
You have more energy to take on each day
And live your life fully in your own special way.
Looking back at all those tempting goodies and treats
Those cravings have left; you told them, “Hit the streets.”
You gained back control of your life and your weight—
You know what foods to eat, you know what’s on your plate;
You’ve rebuilt your confidence in yourself and your image
And even found out that you actually like spinach.
So on this night for real weight loss, you saw great success;
Weight loss, to you, is no longer a major stress.
Here’s to a weight-loss journey with better health in sight.
HAPPY WEIGHT LOSS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GREAT NIGHT!